You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
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Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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