Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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