Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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