i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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