Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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