So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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