So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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