wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
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I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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