dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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