I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.