that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.