yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.