Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
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