One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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