your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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