At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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