How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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