His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
how drunk are you?
Several
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Congratulations! We have a period
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