see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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