So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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