physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
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guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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