I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she smelled like a LAN party
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work