So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS