Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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