He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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