I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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