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(818): View more from California

Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.

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good choice.

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(818): Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station. (310): good choice. http://tfl.nu/xzs8

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?

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(617): This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off? http://tfl.nu/xunp

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(216): View more from Ohio

Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?

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(216): Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon? http://tfl.nu/iu1h

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(219): View more from Indiana

sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.

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(219): sometimes i really wish you were a nugget. http://tfl.nu/qrxi

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(206): View more from Washington

Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.

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(206): Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry. http://tfl.nu/kkw8

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(315): View more from New York

making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke

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(315): making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke http://tfl.nu/o15u

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(315): View more from New York

Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.

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(315): Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over. http://tfl.nu/878e

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(404): View more from Georgia

I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.

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(404): I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party. http://tfl.nu/j6hi

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(443): View more from Maryland

i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor

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(443): i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor http://tfl.nu/enmw

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(425): View more from Washington

i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.

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(425): i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach. http://tfl.nu/qjk8

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup

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(978): karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup http://tfl.nu/ujf4

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(205): View more from Alabama

I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will

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(205): I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will http://tfl.nu/rm9j

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(254): View more from Texas

We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.

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(254): We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans. http://tfl.nu/t9r6

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION

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(610): IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION http://tfl.nu/utlo

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(228): View more from Mississippi

Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me

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(228): Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me http://tfl.nu/rhlr

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