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Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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