She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
She said her name was "party"
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
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Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?