i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
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No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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