My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
