the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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