I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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