just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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