I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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