Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
there was a trapeze. enough said
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?