I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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