haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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