In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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