it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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