:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
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Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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