I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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