somebody snuck up and got me drunk
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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