And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
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I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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