u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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