Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?