i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since