I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital