im so drunk with asians
where?
always
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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