I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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