I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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