my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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