I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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