i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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