i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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