Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
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i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
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