Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid