Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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