belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
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I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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