apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him