:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.