I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?